Check out my ad in the classifieds section.

http://seeuinfiji.com/classifieds/forsale/ 

Disclaimer - The ad is NOT fictional. It is based on the truth and not some sudden burst of creativity on my part. Even the phone number is real. He's yours for free, call now!

In this first post....

I want those shoes....they're not mine. I just want them. Damn it, now I can't focus. Shoe lust has kicked in....